A Nun gets in a cab in New York City. After the Nun tells the driver where to go, the driver says "I have a confession, I have always wanted to kiss a Nun." The Nun is shocked. The driver pleads for a kiss. Finally the Nun says, that is would be ok if the taxi driver can meet two conditions. First, that he must be catholic and second that he must be single. The driver says that he meets both, and the Nun gives in. The driver gets out of the front and climbs into the back seat for his kiss. After the passionate kiss, the driver tells the nun that he must confess again. "I am not actually Catholic and I'm married." The Nun replies "Thats ok, I'm not really a Nun, my name is Frank and I'm on my way to a Costume Party."
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So, one day this guy was walking around and spotted a talking frog on the sidewalk. She looked at him and said, "Kiss me, and I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He picked her up, laughed and stuck her in his pocket.
She yelled at him, "I said to kiss me! I'll turn into a beautiful princess with lots of money and an extravagant castle." He took the frog out of his pocket, laughed and stuffed her back in.
All huffy, she yelled louder, "KISS ME! I'll turn into a beautiful princess with lots of money and an extravagant castle and I'll be at your beckon call, doing anything you wish." The man took her out of his pocket, laughed and stuffed her back in.
Exasperated, she hollered, "What's wrong with you? I offered all these things to you. Why won't you just kiss me."
The man took her out of his pocket and said, "Look, I don't have time for a relationship, but a talking frog??? That's just cool."
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